Thursday, June 17, 2010

lock your house like you lock your car: On & True presents...


The DoorBooper.

We've got ideas here. I'm not going to act on this one though (thats what keeanu reeves said before filming matrix 3 by the way), so I thought I'd post it up.

How easy is it to unlock your car? you press that button, you hear that beautiful unclick and you're in. and on your way out, don't stop to check and see if that shit is locked, just make sure you hear that beep as you stride off into the distance.

Now, how annoying is it to unlock your front door.? Especially when you have things in hand, or when you are making out with that neighbor girl that you've always had a crush on and the only thing that stands between you and fulfillment is finding the right key and finding that key into the lock. the locked front door has a similar but lesser effect on the mood as condoms. except the front door lock is like the younger brother of the condom - the lock could just never live up to the accomplishments of his brother in boner killing.

Why can't we boop our way into our homes like we boop our way into our cars?

A remote to unlock your front door, just like you do your car... it'd be tight. at least tight enough to get into skymall. here's what we need to make it happen:

1. an engineer - someone to design and draw up technical designs for the booping device
2. a residential contractor - someone familiar with the industry, as well as with doors
3. a sugar daddy/mama - preferably someone like mike lawwwwry to finance this operation

Email me if you're any one of these people at prez.onandtrue@gmail.com (not you, Martin Lawrence)

Appendix: In case you think that Fobs already accomplish this:

Not true. Fobs still require that rub the fob all up on the receiver. The Fob therefore only saves you the hassle of putting the key in the lock. The easiest part in my opinion. With the HomeBooper, I will have the door unlocked before I'm passed the first step, so while you're fumbling for your fob, homeboopers will be boopin it with your neighbor after they boop open their doors.

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