Monday, July 14, 2008

Thank God that J.K. didn't make us wait this long

So I was leafing through my bible today. Nah, I'm kidding, I don't own a bible, but I know a guy who does. Irregardless, I was thinking to myself: Isn't it time for God to come out with another book? I mean, its been awhile, and it's not like his last couple works weren't really that good; people worship these books for a reason. 

So then why is God playing J.D. Salinger? This is not Mr. 3000, if you've got talent, there is no one-and-done. Let's get back in the game, generate some funds, create some buzz, and give Oprah's book club something to talk about. How about it, guy? 

¡Punch the keys!

1 comment:

I Couldn't Help But Wonder said...

He has been publishing. He just uses a pen name now. try searching "depok chopra" and you'll see His latest.